"Look! When my veins get a certain way, you can see Spiderman on my hand! See?! There's the eyes, and the rest of his head."
"Are you making fun of me?"
"No. I see it. I just never thought to look at my hands to see what kind of action heros appear."
"Well, I wasn't LOOKING for it. It just appeared. Like the Virgin Mary on a quesadilla."
"I used to try to see if there were patterns or shapes in the freckles on my arms because I have so many but they're all so sporadic I never found anything cool besides the freckles."
"That's okay baby. Not everyone can have something like Spiderman on their hand."