Him: I need some boxes so I can wrap your Christmas presents. Do you think they have them here?
Me: Yes, the next aisle over.
Him: Hmmm.... I'm not sure which ones to get.
Me: Why don't you tell me what you got and I'll help you get the right size of box?
Him: You're ridiculous.
Me: Just trying to help.
Him: Oh, these lingerie boxes will probably work. But I'm not going to put lingeire in them.
Me; Your loss.